The Gals' Rules
- Don't always expect us to call you.. The phone works both ways!! You know the drill!!
- Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
- Birthdays, V-day, & Anniversaries are important to us... Can't you remember three important dates out of the whole year!? We remember them.. Why can't you!?
- Don't say you understand when you don't.
- Girls are petty, get over it.
- You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
- Sweet talk will always get you off the hook.
- We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
- "Hanging out with the guys" can not consume all your time!! We need time too!!
- You can come shopping with us!! We would do it for you! So don't complain the whole time!!!
- A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
- It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
- If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
- Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
- You can put the toilet seat down.... That's how you found it!!
- We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
- We are drama queens.
- Fashion police do exist.
- If our shoes aren't exactly the right shade someone will notice.
- Talk about your feelings sometimes... it helps A LOT!!
- We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball or anything else you and your friends talk about.
- Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
- We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.
- Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
- Shave- no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
- Even is you think it is cool to burp, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
- It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
- We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
- We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.
- You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick so why can't you hit inside the toilet?
- Most importantly- we are always right- so don't forget it.
It should be noted that there are many more "gals rules" than "guys rules".
Last Modified February 6, 2008